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THE MCRIBBLES (which is also the sound your asshole is going to make after eating this mess). It’s the McRibs bastard love child who is also made out of corn syrup, beef-flavored corn syrup, bone-flavored corn syrup, corn syrup-fed worms and hair from Ronald McDonald’s dick bush for coloring. ”- From dlisted (seen via Ephemera)
“so confusing … so many messages all mixed up … it’s like a tossed salad of outrage and boners!”
- FRANGRY
“I’m sure I don’t want to know how it got there, but it looks like I just blew Cthulhu’s aborted fetus out of my sinuses.”
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I think it’s hot to get naked to songs where the imagery is slightly disturbing. Basically, I want everyone to feel uncomfortable. ”-
“I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up, mind their own, move the fuck on, and stop trying to bring the people around them down.”
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“Sure, maybe once in a blue moon we like to get hammered like we are on a construction site, but realistically, our twats weren’t built to endure head on collisions.”
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“Makes me feel like a paedophile whenever I look at them”
- OH in a lift. (via xntrek)
“God, I hope his dick is at least half as thick as he is!”
- Overheard: Near a University.
“We need you to merge modern traditionalist taste with the interests of an average 12 year old girl.”
- (via clientsfromhell)
“I wasn’t offended by her face in Secretary, but yeah, Agent Provocateur ads it was like, you know, Fred Bassett in lingerie - it was horrible.”
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