June 2010
6 posts
“THE MCRIBBLES (which is also the sound your asshole is going to make after...”
– From dlisted (seen via Ephemera)
“so confusing … so many messages all mixed up … it’s like a tossed...”
– FRANGRY
“I’m sure I don’t want to know how it got there, but it looks like I just blew...”
– Earthquake Weather:
“I think it’s hot to get naked to songs where the imagery is slightly...”
– 6 of ♦s
“I wish everyone would just shut the fuck up, mind their own, move the fuck on,...”
– 6 of ♦s
“Sure, maybe once in a blue moon we like to get hammered like we are on a...”
– Sarkastickunt
May 2010
4 posts
“Makes me feel like a paedophile whenever I look at them”
– OH in a lift. (via xntrek)
“God, I hope his dick is at least half as thick as he is!”
– Overheard: Near a University.
“We need you to merge modern traditionalist taste with the interests of an...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“I wasn’t offended by her face in Secretary, but yeah, Agent Provocateur...”
– erinmargrethe (from here)
March 2010
6 posts
“If that doesn’t make you smile a little bit, you better shove some termites up...”
– Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj)
“No, I’m not blowing in your ear, I’m just trying to make the game work.”
– brain drain
“You’re not a followback girl?”
– brain drain
“Heart my stuff because you wanna bone me.”
– Sarkastickunt
“I’ll save up the shit talk for one day out of the month. We’ll call it hater...”
– Dear Coke Talk
“Mark, our differences are just a matter of I say “tomato”, and you say “shamba...”
– The Rationalist
February 2010
10 posts
“You asked your boyfriend to choke you and he did and it gets you off. But...”
– 6 of ♦s
“Now spank me.”
– 6 of ♦s
“It’s not enough for us to pour a hot sticky mess all over our lady business to...”
– Coke Talk
“Although I’ll have to admit, the first crazy bitch to get a sunburst pattern of...”
– Coke Talk
“no money, no honey sugar bunny.”
– by name and nature
“I don’t recall when being flipped off by so many people made me so happy.”
– pocket contents
“FUCK SHIT TITS ASS MOTHER FUCKER PISS DICKS!!!!”
– Michael Hermansen:
“HOLY FUCK! I wanna do ungodly things to his face.”
– Sarkastickunt
“Breasts of magic. Nipples of truth.”
– Here’s the thing.
“My nihilism wears heels bigger than your dick.”
– Dear Coke Talk.
January 2010
6 posts
“It looks like this person finger fucked a fairy.”
– Stop Nicole
“I’m in the mood to have an awkward, coming-of-age indie gangbang with...”
– Coke Talk
“I can totally see my vagina again”
– Sarkastickunt
“Pope Benedict wants you to join his Mafia family…”
– 141 Plus:
“YELLOW BELLIED SAPSUCKER!”
– Here:
“That’s Daddy. He’s a girl.”
– My son. (via redcloud)
December 2009
69 posts
“Come play with me - you’ll probably win ;)”
– just a girl seeking validation:
“You totally have carpet fuzz on your dick.”
– Frageelay
“it makes Mommy very angry when people poke her with things while she’s sleeping”
– I’m a Veronica.
“Lemme me fondle your pretty salsa towers. You know you want me to right?”
– I’ll tumble for you
“What would Catherine the Great Do? Dry-hump it, at the very least.”
– what.
“high penile count”
– “rats’ feet over broken glass”
“hole-in-one in the cave, bitches!”
– A Dream Like Mine
“Hold on - so you’re yelling at me… because I haven’t gone to...”
– *bare with me
“Calm down, it’s not like they take puppies and kitties and grind them up into...”
– cheaper than candy:
“I may, or may not, have just had an accent orgasm.”
– just a girl seeking validation:
“back when large frontal lobes were new and all the rage”
– LaLaLaLaLa I can’t hear youuuu…..
“You wield your pussy power like a painter wields his brush.”
– frangry
“I’m too lazy to be a chronic masturbator”
– I’m a Veronica.:
“I’m a chronic procrasturbator.”
– A Dream Like Mine:
“just don’t squish my balls.”
– (: .ti kcuf
“Take your pants off and lets meet in my bed.”
– Sarkastickunt
“In fact, you can’t ever leave the house thinking your not going to get some.”
– Dear Coke Talk
“If you’re partying, pay special attention to your pussy.”
– Dear Coke Talk