December 2009
69 posts
“Come play with me - you’ll probably win ;)”
– just a girl seeking validation:
“You totally have carpet fuzz on your dick.”
– Frageelay
“it makes Mommy very angry when people poke her with things while she’s sleeping”
– I’m a Veronica.
“Lemme me fondle your pretty salsa towers. You know you want me to right?”
– I’ll tumble for you
“What would Catherine the Great Do? Dry-hump it, at the very least.”
– what.
“high penile count”
– “rats’ feet over broken glass”
“hole-in-one in the cave, bitches!”
– A Dream Like Mine
“Hold on - so you’re yelling at me… because I haven’t gone to...”
– *bare with me
“Calm down, it’s not like they take puppies and kitties and grind them up into...”
– cheaper than candy:
“I may, or may not, have just had an accent orgasm.”
– just a girl seeking validation:
“back when large frontal lobes were new and all the rage”
– LaLaLaLaLa I can’t hear youuuu…..
“You wield your pussy power like a painter wields his brush.”
– frangry
“I’m too lazy to be a chronic masturbator”
– I’m a Veronica.:
“I’m a chronic procrasturbator.”
– A Dream Like Mine:
“just don’t squish my balls.”
– (: .ti kcuf
“Take your pants off and lets meet in my bed.”
– Sarkastickunt
“In fact, you can’t ever leave the house thinking your not going to get some.”
– Dear Coke Talk
“If you’re partying, pay special attention to your pussy.”
– Dear Coke Talk
“I LIKE TO LOOK AT PRETTY PENIS.”
– (: .ti kcuf
“Let your bushes grow, ladies!”
– a l i n a
“I’m totally gonna touch his towers later”
– Cloudya
“Too bad she has a Barbie vagina.”
– Who needs a unifying theme anyway?:
“Wow, “asian babes in diapers and wedding lingerie” is a pretty...”
“Sleep gives you cancer.”
– Dhugal, The lone Tomato
“I liked it so much, I downloaded it twice!”
– Ashley C.
“… probably a pigfucker and their parents probably share too much DNA.”
– LaLaLaLaLa I can’t hear youuuu…..
“Rolling the truffles”
– Notactuallyme:
“I’d hit it so hard its birthday would change.”
– yep, about as exciting as you’d expect.
“If you find your sex partner leafing through an aluminum siding brochure while...”
– Why Women Hate Men (via shoesonwrong)
“i wonder what kind of wine pairs well with a rotten placenta”
– steelopus
No, I’m not providing any context.
(via milkglassmao)
“Lady MacBeth’s guilt-inducing reminder of past handjobs gone awry”
– Fun Size Bytes
“my head is up my awesome ass”
– Chiclet takes a tumble
“Just because she’s an instant pop tart”
– by name and nature
“I’d start by killing the greedy fuckheads that think it’s OK to charge $150,000...”
– Seven 9s and 10s
“I get a little lightening bolt in my swimsuit area”
– Ephemera
“Do me! Do me!”
– I’ll tumble for you
“if you want, I’ll let you brush his butt when you meet him.”
– full is not heavy as empty
“His trip did get off to a rather rocky start as he took a shit in the car on the...”
– b to the sheep.
“My girlfriend has very large eyes; inky black like her soul.”
– Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
“You scurvy whore. I’m going to kick you right in the baby-maker.”
– Aimee B. Loved
“You can’t walk two feet around here without tripping over a delicious nerd.”
– Frageelay
“I hate it when you’re at the gym jerking off and nobody spots you.”
– Untitled
“That’s the type of woman I’d be setting on fire and then...”
– Who needs a unifying theme anyway?
“I like how you cut that piece of brownie real skinny like”
– jaydensmommie
“I wasn’t staring at your mom’s rack.”
– Earthquake Weather
“fuck you don’t judge me”
– High Cost of Living
“I’ve shit better visuals with deeper emotional resonance.”
– Really? Tumblr, too?
“90% of my People I’ve Touched list is because of the cock.”
– GorillaSushi Moonlights
“Plus, you’re probably more in the mood for a Solo, after all that...”
– Iain to Ross (in an eMail. Allegedly. Your Honour)
“Open drawers cause STDs.”
– Here: