If that doesn’t make you smile a little bit, you better shove some termites up your ass because otherwise that stick is never going to come out.
No, I’m not blowing in your ear, I’m just trying to make the game work.
You’re not a followback girl?
Heart my stuff because you wanna bone me.
I’ll save up the shit talk for one day out of the month. We’ll call it hater day.
Mark, our differences are just a matter of I say “tomato”, and you say “shamba lamba booboo”.
You asked your boyfriend to choke you and he did and it gets you off. But because THE INTERNET said some shit, you’re worried about your freak-potential?
Now spank me.
It’s not enough for us to pour a hot sticky mess all over our lady business to rip thick hairs out from the root, but now our pussies have to be dunked in glitter?
Although I’ll have to admit, the first crazy bitch to get a sunburst pattern of crystals around her asshole will forever have a place in my heart.
