no context for you

I said, no context for you!

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“Sure, maybe once in a blue moon we like to get hammered like we are on a construction site, but realistically, our twats weren’t built to endure head on collisions.”

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Sarkastickunt

 

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  3. divergentone said: This is true … and it made me laugh.
  4. lilykily said: Seriously funny (and true) AS HELL. <3
  5. davio1962 said: I only wish I had ever seen one of these “adult movies” so that I could verify or refute your points. (tee-hee)
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  7. strangeninja reblogged this from sarkastickunt and added:
    best thing you will read all day unless you’re a prude easily offended little bitch. Snippet for your tasting enjoyment...
  8. strangeninja said: Have I told you that I fuckin adore you? HAVE I!?! Because I do damnit! This shit is brilliance.
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